So this one time, at band camp...

Why the hell is it that when a GUY belches, farts and swears like a sailor it's just fine and dandy... but when a woman does it (ie: me, for instance) it's gross?

Hey, now damnit. If I want to freakin' belch, I will. And watch yourself if I've had chili recently. Yeah. And I like football, too. AND I have a higher than decent IQ, you video game-loving freak.

No stereotypical wussy-assed females here, buddy-boy. Nosireebob. And if you don't like it you can bite my right ass cheek. So there.

Just thought I'd mention.