One less vice

Yes. I've done it. Finally. If you've seen the dandy little gadget above, you'll gather that I've quit smoking. Just now. So forgive me if I'm a bit bitchy over the next few days.

And send me chocolate before attempting communication with me. It could save your life.

Chocolate happens to be the last of my only two vices. The other is coffee. If you ask me to give up either of those, plan on leaving with one less body part.

Or one of my boots shoved into an orifice of yours.

Excuse me, I need more coffee.

Have a nice day.