Thursday, June 30, 2005

One of those question thingies....



---Erase answers & put in your own.---


1. What is your name?
Shanna/Blondie/chanemza/Hey, you! Dumbass!

2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Pink lace thongs (the wedgie-free permawedgie oxymoron panties)


3. What are you listening to right now?
The wind and the kids playing in the yard.

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
00


5. What was the last thing you ate?
Life cereal.

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Forest green or seafoam

7. How is the weather right now?
It's 78F, windy and clear. GORGEOUS.


9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
We didn't lose the broom. I think my Mr. Grouchypants over here has it shoved up his ass. :D


10. Favorite Food?
Potatoes. I LOVE potatoes. Fried, mashed, baked, boiled, steamed, sliced, diced, hashed, red, white, yellow, sweet (yams), you name it. Except German potato salad. That SUCKS.



11. Favorite Drink?
Coffee. {{O.O}} LOTS o' java.

12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
DECENT wine or a Vodka mixer, but I really rarely drink more than a few times a year.


13. Favorite place to shop?
All those hippy import places or the alternative/goth places. (I don' wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid....)


14. Hair color:
Pale blonde

15. Eye Color:
Blue/green hazel


16. Do you wear contacts?
Nope. Perfect vision. It's the balance that's a little off... ok. FINE. I'm a ditz. Happy now???


17. Top or Bottom?
Both. Whatever happens to happen :)

18. Favorite month?
April. Flowers and spring rains and green (except in Wisconsin :P). Oh, yeah... and my birthday.


19. Favorite fast food?
The inherently evil McD's... (I know, I know... God help me, I LOVE the FRIES!!!! OMG...)


20. Last Movie you Watched?
White Noise. The Boogeyman is for later... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

21. Favorite Day of the Year?
Christmas. It's for my babies. I love watching them on Christmas morning!

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Naw, I just insult them until they propose to me :P


23. Summer or Winter
SPRING OR FALL. Geez... can't even give me the GOOD choices!


24. Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs. It's harder to slobber a hug. Plus, if you have a reputation as a huggy person, you get to run up and hug the really really HOT guys, and nobody notices that you're really savoring that INCREDIBLE chest....ahem. I meant my fiance. I did. Seriously.


25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Isn't this obvious....CHOCOLATE (I'm goin' with Sandi on this one)


26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
That bunch of los... uh... Yeah! Of course I do :D


27. Who is most likely to respond?
Whoever happens to be the boredest. (Is that a word? hehe)


28. Who do you want to respond?
Publisher's Clearinghouse. Let me know if you see the van coming. I'm ready, Ed!!!!


29. What books are you reading?
Ghost by Hans Holzer, plus some various chick mags like LHJ and Better Homes and.... shhh.... Cosmo... (snicker)



30. favorite t.v. shows?
Those history or geographical or hospital or weather-related documentaries. Or the Law and Order ones. We don't watch often, but those are fun if there's nothing better to do. Like pry that stick out of my fiance's ass :D


35. Who inspires you?
My fiance. I want to know how he got that thing so far up there....

36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Homemade carmel corn. Or kettle corn.


37. Dogs or cats?
Schipperkes, miniature doberman looking Chihuahua doggies and evil-looking black cats.


38. Favorite Flower?
Sweet pea, columbine (aka dragonfly), lilies (especially tiger lilies and lily of the valley), dogwood flowers (all of the above in pale pink or white - except the tiger lilies, that would be silly)


39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
"Honey, did you make coffee?"


40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
Yep. She lives in Alaska. And her's my bestest fwiend in the whoooooooole wide world.... (hehehee, bite me Bren! Muah! :D)


41. What's on your desk?
I can't see my desk.


42. Rock Concert or symphony?
Veggie Tales Live!! :D (They're both! Multi-talented Vegetables!)


43. Play or Opera?
Either: Les Miserables or La Traviata


44. Have you ever fired a gun?
No. I'm a big chicken.


45. Do you like to travel by plane?
I'm afraid of heights, are you NUTS???


46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right.


47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Both.


48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2-3, depending on whether I'm able to nab the squishy one before crabass does :D


49. City you live in?
Kaukauna, WI. Home of the really raunchy smell. I'm not kidding. EW.


50. Ever hitchhiked?
No.


60. Ever been in love?
Like, yeah. Sheesh.


61 Sexuality?
The neighbors don't like loud noises at 3am.


62. Regret things?
As does everyone, but should we center our lives on regret? Or on the lessons learned?


63. what are you scared of?
Spiders. EW EW EW!!


64. wanted someone you can never have?
My first love, for a long time. Now I have Mr. Happiness and Sunshine over here with the pole up his butt :D


65. what are you happy about?
My kids.


66. Ever gotten drunk.
In my late teens/early twenties I could outdrink anyone with a bottle of vodka straight. Now... well... I can take an ounce of beer in a dropper and get toasted.


67. What are some things you want to do before you die?
Visit Ireland, rural Europe, Nepal, Malaysia, Thailand, Tibet, etc.


68. Favorite quote?
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham


69.What do you want that you can never have?
Unlimited free access to the buffet at China King.


70. two things you want?
The broomstick from outta this here John Wayne wanna-be's hiney!!

Oh... yeah. And chocolate.

:D



2 comments:

belindy said...

Is the wedding still on or just a bad day? LOL :)
Sounds like Mr. Happiness and Sunshine over here with the pole up his butt needs to realize what a great gal he has. Does he get you mad like that often? He could drag down your karma.

Anonymous said...

1. What is your name?
Handle: 'VJ', sort of a nom de plume

2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
tighty whitey'a


3. What are you listening to right now?
Jazz from NPR

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
79


5. What was the last thing you ate?
Dinner. Good restaurant

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
OD, Green/Olive

7. How is the weather right now?
Pretty damn hot.


9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Eyes. Walk. Smile.


10. Favorite Food?
Many. Pizza for one. (And I'm not alone!)



11. Favorite Drink?
Cider. Hard & 'soft'.

12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
Scotch. Cider. Dark Beer.


13. Favorite place to shop?
Depends what for. Calbela's for some, SierraTradingPost for others. LL Bean for some others.


14. Hair color:
BWN

15. Eye Color:
Ditto


16. Do you wear contacts?
Nope. Glasses.


17. Top or Bottom?
Both. Whatever happens to happen :)
Agreed.

18. Favorite month?
Season: Winter.


19. Favorite fast food?
The inherently evil McD's... (I know, I know... God help me, I LOVE the FRIES!!!! OMG...)

Everyone loves them damn Evil fries! I go there about 1-2 times a Year to get a fix. But Pizza. The original fast food. Needs to be a decent place. Other than that, a well made sandwhich is fine.


20. Last Movie you Watched?
Damn, don't recall. Last memorable movie? 'Oh Brother where art thou?'

21. Favorite Day of the Year?
Christmas. It's for my babies. I love watching them on Christmas morning!
Ditto.

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Naw, I just insult them until they propose to me :P

Ditto. A learned & acquired taste.

23. Summer or Winter
SPRING OR FALL. Geez... can't even give me the GOOD choices!

Fall Or winter.


24. Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs. It's harder to slobber a hug. Plus, if you have a reputation as a huggy person, you get to run up and hug the really really HOT guys, and nobody notices that you're really savoring that INCREDIBLE chest....ahem. I meant my fiance. I did. Seriously.


Not one w/o the other!

25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Depends on the Choc. Most people can do the vanilla easier. The dark stuff they sometimes mess up bad.


26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
That bunch of los... uh... Yeah! Of course I do :D

Depends.


27. Who is most likely to respond?
Whoever happens to be the boredest. (Is that a word? hehe)


28. Who do you want to respond?

The dead, buried and gone mostly. Everyone else I'm in at least some contact with.


29. What books are you reading?
Like way too many. Too many mags too.



30. favorite t.v. shows?
Those history or geographical or hospital or weather-related documentaries.

Ditto. Don't watch much beyond PBS. Never had Cable or satellite


35. Who inspires you?
Everyone. Oldsters for just existing with pain, suffering and loss. Historical figures who overcame great odds to become successful, or at least useful.



36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Homemade carmel corn. Or kettle corn.

Too much damn fat now. Mostly dry when I do it, but very rarely now.


37. Dogs or cats?
Schipperkes, miniature doberman looking Chihuahua doggies and evil-looking black cats.

Dogs. Scotties.


38. Favorite Flower?
Sweet pea, columbine (aka dragonfly), lilies (especially tiger lilies and lily of the valley), dogwood flowers (all of the above in pale pink or white - except the tiger lilies, that would be silly).

Damn, all of them. So another agreement.


39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?


'I'm alive and still here, so we've got to get moving.'


40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
Yep. She lives in Alaska. And her's my bestest fwiend in the whoooooooole wide world.... (hehehee, bite me Bren! Muah! :D)

Haven't seen nary a one of 'em in Ages. Don't miss most of them either.


41. What's on your desk?
I can't see my desk.

DITTO!


42. Rock Concert or symphony?
Veggie Tales Live!! :D (They're both! Multi-talented Vegetables!)

Bluegrass, blues or Jazz. Our symphony sucks eggs. It's the venue. They're still working on it.


43. Play or Opera?
Either: Les Miserables or La Traviata.

Play. Opera is usually too damn long.


44. Have you ever fired a gun?
No. I'm a big chicken.

Yep, many, many times. Owned and kept them all my life, except when I was away at school.


45. Do you like to travel by plane?
I'm afraid of heights, are you NUTS???

They are getting to be VERY troublesome, so if I can, I prefer to drive.


46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right.

Right & ambidex.


47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Both.


Ditto, but low fat. Anything w/ 15-16g of fat in a serving needs to be reworked!

48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2-3, depending on whether I'm able to nab the squishy one before crabass does :D

Ditto. & I know why too!


49. City you live in?
Kaukauna, WI. Home of the really raunchy smell. I'm not kidding. EW.

Currently, small town Ga.


50. Ever hitchhiked?
No.

Ditto.

60. Ever been in love?
Like, yeah. Sheesh.

Ditto.

61 Sexuality?
The neighbors don't like loud noises at 3am.

Ditto, but that's kinda rare 'round here.


62. Regret things?
As does everyone, but should we center our lives on regret? Or on the lessons learned?

Not much.


63. what are you scared of?
Spiders. EW EW EW!!

Republicans. They'll kill you and those you love far more reliably than any animal. Then they'll ask you to pay for it too. Just like the Commies!


64. wanted someone you can never have?
My first love, for a long time. Now I have Mr. Happiness and Sunshine over here with the pole up his butt :D

Umm, Al Gore's already married to Tipper, right? I'm seeing a pattern here.
I've got most of what I always wanted. Some of what I desire is just not in the cards. Not my fate. Me, I hunt for good art now. That's how you can tell that we've been successful.


65. what are you happy about?
My kids.

Doing mostly what I want, when I want, where I want, and when I want. Within reason. It's that Al Gore thing again!


66. Ever gotten drunk.
In my late teens/early twenties I could outdrink anyone with a bottle of vodka straight. Now... well... I can take an ounce of beer in a dropper and get toasted.

Ditto. An occasional glass of something. Mostly a 2 drink limit.


67. What are some things you want to do before you die?
Visit Ireland, rural Europe, Nepal, Malaysia, Thailand, Tibet, etc.

Sure more travel. See a government that reflects some of my values and ideals and returns us to a functioning democracy worthy of the name. I can dream, can't I?

68. Favorite quote?
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

Way too many to mention. Guys and gals that passed on in the lat century. The Founders, even yes, the Bible.

69.What do you want that you can never have?
Unlimited free access to the buffet at China King.

Perhaps like you a return to good health.


70. two things you want?
The broomstick from outta this here John Wayne wanna-be's hiney!!

[See above]& Ditto.

Oh... yeah. And chocolate.

:D


And oh yeah, If you love this guy and want to marry him, I'd want you to get used to dancing with that stick. It's not going anywhere afterall. Romance with it, find useful things for it to do, even if these are only silly and decorative things. It's going to be there with you and For you for a very long time hopefully. If you're lucky, it can and will be your mast in the storm, and take you marvelous places you never imagined before.

Cheers & Good Luck! 'VJ'