Why the hell is it that when a GUY belches, farts and swears like a sailor it's just fine and dandy... but when a woman does it (ie: me, for instance) it's gross?
Hey, now damnit. If I want to freakin' belch, I will. And watch yourself if I've had chili recently. Yeah. And I like football, too. AND I have a higher than decent IQ, you video game-loving freak.
No stereotypical wussy-assed females here, buddy-boy. Nosireebob. And if you don't like it you can bite my right ass cheek. So there.
Just thought I'd mention.
Monday, November 07, 2005
So this one time, at band camp...
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I can't burp. No, really. It sucks too, because I would LOVE to be able to have a contest with my son and skunk him at it!
chan, there is no reason why a female can't burp and fart like a man! those are the best kind of females! just trippin the web and thought i'd say hi. good to see your site.
yeah, ditto from me! Just don't mess up my manicure.
grrrrrrrr, flipping blogger.......
I said:
yeah! ditto from me, just don't mess up my manicure.
*sigh
It jsut sounds so different when i have to type it twice.
One of the things about my wife that first caught my attention was that she could belch without shame after guzzling her Mt. Dew. :)
Interestingly, I married a tom-boy and over the last 16 years she became a lady. Here's her blog, by the way:
http://www.harshrealities.info/nutrition
belching is gross either way.
Only if you're a wuss :P
Don't tell me you've never belched. I suppose you've never sweated, either?
right..and guys get to burp in several octaves and say things like "MOMMA!" while belching and it's all acceptable..we give a little "parp" and get looks..bleh!
Nah, it's all good. I'm cutting back on ass cheeks. They make my hips look big. ;o)
I wouldn't be offended, I'm use the my aunts, the fart contest queens.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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